Because I (1) have a sense of humor and (2) used to proofread the church bulletin every week for the main secretary, I got a kick out of this announcement in the church bulletin that was sent to me in an e-mail:
— Reformers Unanimous 7:00—9:00 pm
Guests are invited to attend our weekly Faith-Based Addiction Program!
Why yes, we want you to be addicted - just make sure it's faith-based!
Church bulletin bloopers 101:).