Wednesday, January 7, 2009

To Sleep Or Not To Sleep. That Is The Question.

If you should happen by our blue/pink house between the hours of midnight and 2 AM, prepare yourself. Someone is probably walking or talking - in their sleep.

Two nights ago was one of "those" nights. While I try to be in bed by 10 PM (with tonight being a rare exception since I can't sleep.... gotta love irony!), Pookie doesn't normally make it to bed until after midnight. On this particular night, I was sleeping when Pookie came in. Normally she doesn't wake me up (that's always a plus since I'm not, ahem, at my best when aroused out of a deep sleep!), but this time she unintentionally woke me up. Or rather, her laptop did. Here Pookie was under her covers with her computer on, trying not to wake me up. As you can see, that plan worked out rather well;).

But wait! It gets better!

For Christmas, the girls from my church office sent over a box chock full of items, including Christmas cards. One card in particular plays into this little drama. It was a musical card that proclaimed, "It's the most wonderful time of the year!!!!!!!!!!" You might think those exclamation points are a bit of an exaggeration, but I assure you they are not. Yes, for some reason, this card starts off at 1 AM singing, "It's the most wonderful time of the yeeeeeeeeear!!!!!!!!!!"

Christmas might be the most wonderful time of the year, but I can guarantee you 1 AM is NOT.

We both ignored the song, and before too long, it stopped. Just as I was about to step back into the land of sleep, I heard, "It's the most wonderful time of the yeeeeeeeeear!!!!!!!!!! Ding, dong, Ding! Dong!" Now keep in mind we were both tucked away in our beds. We have no idea how the card started playing; it just did. I hopped out of bed and rather forcefully shut the card. I contemplated throwing it out in the hallway, but that would require being fully awake to perform that function, which I was not. (Have I mentioned how delightful I am when I'm aroused from sleep?!? :D)

I have no idea what time this next incident occurred; all I remember hearing Pookie say is, "Anne! You're talking!" To which I replied, "All I said was blah, blah, blah." By the time I got to the part about what I said, I was already drifting back to sleepy land, so I really have no idea what I actually said.

5:45 my alarm went off - it's a lady with a British accent saying, "The time is 5:45 AM. It's time to get up." - and I always tell my phone to be quiet for pity's sake: Pookie is sleeping! And I'm normally still sleeping myself when this conversation with the phone takes place, hence the reason I'm talking to a phone!

Theresa Lange and I try to walk every morning, but that morning my eye was burning like crazy, to the point I was crying out of one eye (which is very weird, I assure you!). So instead of walking, I decided to go back to bed, hoping that closing my eyes would help. As I crawled into my bed, I had some sounds coming from Pookie's bed. Knowing that I cannot fall back to sleep with background "music" serenading me, I said, "Pookie! You're snoring!" To which she replied, "Oh. Sorry." I eventually drifted back to sleep before Miss British lady woke me up at 7:30.

In telling the story to Carolyn the next day, Carolyn was (and is!) very thankful she is in a room all by herself. Can you imagine if there were three of us in a room? Let's just say ear plugs and eye masks would be passed out at the door:).

9 comments:

My Bright Corner said...

That is hysterical! Made me laugh!

Jackie's World said...

Wow, what a night! I should tell you about Winter Camp and Laura screeming ALL through the night "Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!" while stomping her feet on the top bunk! I thought someone was being murdered! Sleep-talkers...
How's your eye btw? May be you should wear your glasses a few days until it clears up :)

Anonymous said...

Haha, that's pretty funny! :-) MSS

Nina in Portugal said...

boy...you sure have some funny stories....

We had this talking baby doll once. Every night for like a week it would talk by itself...at like 3:00 am everytime.....strange!!!....finally it got thrown in a dumpster....freaked us all out!!!

Amber said...

That's funny....

I'm not very nice when aroused out of deep sleep either....and I talk in my sleep (so I'm told), which makes me REALLY FUN to be around at a slumber party!!! :)

Anonymous said...

Haha!! Talk about a bad night! ;) Katie S.

Melissa said...

I want an alarm like that that tells me to get up. I'm sure I wouldn't listen, but it might be fun anyways. :) :)

P.S. BOO!! I tagged you on my blog. Do it if you feel like it. :) My sister made me tag 4 people. :)

Tiffany said...

Another great story brought to us by Anne! I would love to meet Pookie sometime -she seems like a lot of fun!

Tiffany said...

Another great story brought to us by Anne! I would love to meet Pookie sometime -she seems like a lot of fun!