Friday, October 10, 2008

No Vacancy!

Dear Mosquitoes Inhabiting the Land of Thighs (I mean Thais),

I realize that my skin is a lot more fair than those native to Thailand. Pookie and I often do a skin comparison, and last time I checked, I'm still whiter. Please do not assume that this means I am looking forward to red marks all over my heels. Quite the contrary. In fact, it was with great pleasure I killed a bunch of your fellow pals and cohorts last Saturday. The response you gave was quite unnecessary. 11 red marks are a bit much, if you ask me (which you didn't... but that's besides the point). Add to that 6 blisters and my little tootsie-wootsies are not happy campers. They are basking in Aloe Vera now... no thanks to your vicious attacks that must occur at night or something. Kindly refrain from taking a part of me and we shall remain friends from a distance.


P.S. ~ I've called in reinforcements from PA... they'll be here at midnight on Tuesday. Have at them all you want!!!


Tori said...

Ha, very funny! My daughter is 11 and those skeeters love her fair skin.

Hope those reinforcements make it quick!

Tiffany said...

HAHAHAHAHA Fresh blood arriving soon! You should be old news them Mosquitoes! :-D

Mom said...

Im glad the mosquitos in thailand like you as much as they did in pa. I've enjoyed viewing your scenes and rooms. I love you and am praying for you.